Awards Ceremony

Commissioner Stalinsky: Welcome, brave sumo tops and heroes of the Fatherland, to the awards ceremony for the 2nd season of the OSTF.

To get things rolling, I would first like to point out that the COWARDLY and COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY elements within the A League have been PURGED. That means YOU, Johnny Cage and Banana Hammock! I am watching you, do not fail me again!

Next, I would like to congratulate the heroic efforts of Red Sonja and Roadhouse, both of whom will be LIFTED by their SUPER-SUMO-TOP prowness into the A League, where they will surely show you how things are done!

And of course, now it is time to commemorate our ULTIMATE CHAMPION, none other than my very own illegitimate offspring, APOLLO CREED!!!!!

Creed, get your ass up here and say some words to all of our comrades!

(Apollo Creed makes his way to the podium. However, he is stopped when The Chinaman and Cobra Kai block his path)

Creed: Out of the way, boys, unless you want to feel the HOMOEROTIC PAIN!

The Chinaman: I......crush......YOU!

Cobra Kai: It's time for the SMACK-DOWN!

AC: You asked for it, ASS CLOWNS!

(A large scuffle breaks out. Chairs fly, tops spin, sumos top.)

Stalinsky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I AM HORRENDOUSLY RICH AND POWERFUL!!!!! THE CREED IS THE NEW TRUTH!

(meanwhile, Johnny Cage makes his way to the podium and sumo tops the Commish)

Johnny Cage: I'LL NEVER GO TO THE B LEAGUE, NEVER!!!!!!

(at this, Mr. Matsumoto emerges from his zen-like trance and pounces onto the stage with the elegance of a crane against a Japanese moon)

Mr. Matsumoto: The time shall pass to laugh and to autumn plums flowing like endless river!

(Mr. Matsumoto proceeds to sumo top Johnny Cage, hoist him over his sumo top shoulder and physically take him to the B League scrub tank)

The rest of the sumo tops: SUMO TOP SUMO TOP LOOKING FOR A FIGHT! SUMO TOP SUMO TOP LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!

(fade to black)

THE END...............?